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City Zoo: Day Care

A mother and baby elephant

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

The Litany Of Fun

'...Do not feed the bears'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Is your dog friendly?"

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

"Whiplash..."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Odorant

Giraffe Haircut