Zoo Animal Enthusiast Mugs

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

The Trojan Beagle.

"Tallyho!"

Cat in a flap

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"