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City Zoo: Day Care

A mother and baby elephant

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

The Litany Of Fun

'...Do not feed the bears'

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Whiplash..."

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"Is your dog friendly?"

Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Replacements for Extinct Animals

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)