Small Town Aficionado Mugs

Smalltown, U.S.A.

I Love A Parade

"This is the close-knit town where a grisly murder reveals a dark secret...."

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Things I love about Powell River...

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Abacus.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Right Here

"Very few leave the grove!"

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

"I'm good thanks."

"What a lovely little dog. What's his name?"

"Hey, I like this town!"

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"I'm the eldest of three, yet I'm a highly social, under-achieving risk taker. Try and explain that!"

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

How very Colliers Wood

Entering Yoke.

"When it comes to technology, Fred lives in the moment. The moment is 1987."

Protestor holding sign reading 'Gravitate Locally'.