Kazoo Enthusiast Prints

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'Don't say anything!'

'...How long is this 'Death by Kazoo' going to take?'

'Playing the kazoo is a lot easier on my chest.'

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

A mother and baby elephant

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

He says he can't breathe.

The Litany Of Fun

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"Whiplash..."