Karate Communicator Gifts

'Sir, as a communications expert, I know how to handle problematic people. Sometimes it's enough to tell them that I'm an expert in martial arts too.'

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"Remedial Karate"

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"