Karate Communicator T-Shirts

'Sir, as a communications expert, I know how to handle problematic people. Sometimes it's enough to tell them that I'm an expert in martial arts too.'

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Remedial Karate"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'