Kanye West Fan Pillows

Armstrong, you mind if I sing along with the music while I do dishes? Don't care. It's Kanye West. Hip-hop. So? You know hip-hop. There is a lot of use of that one work. Oh. I am not a racist! Move along, guilt-consumed white man.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Ringo Starr

Hollywood or bust!

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

Dua Lipa caricature

Elton John

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Elvis fans

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Amy Schumer

"Shaken."

Stephen Fry

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

Antonio Banderas

"Let's show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do."

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

Dianne Reeves

"Take me to David Bowie."