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"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Pizza and Related Searches.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

NBA on strike.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

Hair loss comb.

Anthony Kennedy

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

"One coffee and 12 creams."

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

Your big moment on Altra Gameshow

Donut Eating Contest

'I'm a stay-at-home teleradiologist.'

Where wrinkle cream comes from. . .

'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'

'When does salmon season start?!'

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

Real Gone Cat