Kale Jokers Pillows

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'What are you eating now?'

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Artist Painting his Television.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Born Cynical,,,,

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

Good Dog!...Bad dog!...Good dog!....Nice dog!...Very bad dog!....Good dog!....Good dog!...Naughty dog!..."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

'Money's no object, lad! Whatever you want, you can have, and everything's available in our fully stocked toy department on the third floor...'

"I'm not ready for a big commitment. Could I just pal around with a sidewalk a little?"

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

'It was a gift from AARP.'

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

Dried Herbs

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'He picked it, and ate it.'

'Tell him to cut it out - we're not into leather!'

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

'If you give me your email address, I'll put you on my mailing list.'