Kale Crusader Pillows

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Face painting by numbers.

Give quiche a chance!

A dog at the bakery.

Farmers' Warnings.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Welcome Ghost.

Sea Change.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

It's a Dog's life

Dogs and Cake

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"Security is lax on this side."

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Caped Character

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'