Junkyard Jammers Gifts

Let's Get the Band Back Together

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Sloth traffic jam.

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Two boys rehearsing,

Magnetic North

'Traffic Jam'

Manifold Destiny

Throwing away your brain

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

3-Way Traffic Ahead

Supermarket Jam.

Hoarder Collie

'My car! My car!'

'I have a metal plate in my head, a tin ear and brass balls...direct me to a junk yard.'

"It's Joe's junk yard. He wants to buy some air time on the trashiest show we've got."

'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.'

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

"Push it a little more to the right. A little more. Right there. Perfect."

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

'What are you after, Perch, Tench?'

'Your junkyard is well organized. How do you do it?"

Any Old Iron? - Tat Nav.

'Not more junk mail.'