Junior Wall Street Wannabe Gifts

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

Low-Rent Stockholders

'Since it's falling on me to help pay off the budget deficits when I grow up, I think you need to increase my allowance, Dad!'

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

"I understand he's compensating for having been left out of the stock option programme."

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

'Admit it - you only want a separation to give you time to hide your money!'

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

'Tell me again. What do we do with pork bellies?'

"My school day was mixed. Big gains in history class, English was flat, math declined by a quarter-grade, and I took a pounding at recess."

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

"Business is slowing down -- I'll have to lay you off till next summer vacation."