Financial Whiz Wannabe Gifts

'So like, loan dude, isn't it O.K. to get the actual icea for the kind of e-business we'd like to start after you lend us the $50 million?'

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Soaring Profits

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Dow Jones drop

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

Business News.

'Wait a minute....!

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'That's my boy...'

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

Tax Collector

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'