Junior Racer Gifts

Formula One kids road rage

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Would you like some wings?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Child driving a toy car

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Tractor Racing

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'I need both hands for steering.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

Bradley Wiggins

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'Think Basics.'

'I believe you were first.'

Arcarde Patrol

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

"The standard model accounts for the 12 known particles of matter that interact via the strong, weak and electromagnetic fundamental forces. Okay, smart girl, do you understand that?"

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."

Jump Stop

Michael Schumacher.

"This next piece is also allegro."

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

Slow Heroes

fanatic driver.