Junior Racer Pillows

Formula One kids road rage

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Would you like some wings?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Child driving a toy car

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Tractor Racing

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Arcarde Patrol

'I believe you were first.'

'Think Basics.'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

"The standard model accounts for the 12 known particles of matter that interact via the strong, weak and electromagnetic fundamental forces. Okay, smart girl, do you understand that?"

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

Jump Stop

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."

"This next piece is also allegro."

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

fanatic driver.

"Honey! I;m in a thousandth place!"