Junior High Teacher Gifts

'The challenge in teaching junior high is that the maturity levels can fluctuate from 12th grade to 3rd grade in a matter of seconds.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"Feel my claw of death!"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

"Finally...school starts next week."

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Anatomy.

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"Who would like to discuss the concept of free will?"

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

Out of hours GP service machine.

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

'Reflexes normal.'

Don't you hate... biology class practical jokers.

Bob's importance was all out of whack to his job title.

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'