Junior Gourmet Prints

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Boys Cooking

Boy baking a cake.

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Sandwich snob.

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

"Sauted lard, please."

'There's nothing good to eat!'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Chinese Novel Cookie

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"I'm regretting that I offered him free lunch instead of an increased salary!"

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'You have an impressive cellar.'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."