Junior Gourmet Prints

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

Boy baking a cake.

Boys Cooking

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Sauted lard, please."

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

Sandwich snob.

'There's nothing good to eat!'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

"I'm regretting that I offered him free lunch instead of an increased salary!"

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

Chinese Novel Cookie

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'You have an impressive cellar.'

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."