Junior Gourmand Prints

"Kids Menu Square"

Boy turning down pudding because it spoils his wine

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Boys Cooking

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'There's nothing good to eat!'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Dijon Vu

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

Capturing a Cook

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

"I don't know where he puts it all."

'Enjoy? Don't tell me what to do.'

"I'm a computer programmer. After a few more glasses of wine, that'll seem more interesting."

"Hmmmmm -- Choices, choices..."

"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palate is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."

"Not eating right? But I haven't spilled a thing."

Treat at the Colinderies.

'Phoning or non phoning?'