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"Junk-food wrappers, empty soft-drink bottles, this shows we're very likely tracking a prey that is unfit: easy to catch..."

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Lost Property - Missing Head

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Scarecrow.

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

Elderly Tarzan...

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

"It's like texting, but for dead people."

Arthur Conan Doyle

"Hacking your way through the jungle with one of those things is so last century, Federson."