Jungle Sleuth Prints

"Junk-food wrappers, empty soft-drink bottles, this shows we're very likely tracking a prey that is unfit: easy to catch..."

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Scarecrow.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Elderly Tarzan...

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

Arthur Conan Doyle

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

"It's like texting, but for dead people."

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

Tarzan hate C.G.I.

Unhappy Earthbound Ghost.