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Elderly Tarzan...

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Tarzan'

'I've invented copyright.'

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

City Hammock

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

The 1st annual 'coming together of the species' party had been going superbly until this point.

'Do you think we ought to?'

"108 kilometres per hour. . .that won't be cheap buddy."

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

Undiscovered in 1492, Undiscovered in 1776, Undiscovered in 1969

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

"His online profile said he was a "silverback", but in fact, he was just old..."

"Call Jane."

"Don't panic the next vine is due in 5 minutes."

"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."

"I figure I could get eighty grand for it now .... if someone wanted a treehouse."

"Way to impress my girlfriend Dad: A mighty burp instead of a mighty roar!"