Jungle Recluse T-Shirts

Elderly Tarzan...

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Tarzan'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'I've invented copyright.'

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

City Hammock

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

"108 kilometres per hour. . .that won't be cheap buddy."

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

'Do you think we ought to?'

"His online profile said he was a "silverback", but in fact, he was just old..."

Undiscovered in 1492, Undiscovered in 1776, Undiscovered in 1969

The 1st annual 'coming together of the species' party had been going superbly until this point.

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

"Call Jane."

"Don't panic the next vine is due in 5 minutes."

"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."

"Way to impress my girlfriend Dad: A mighty burp instead of a mighty roar!"