Mountain Recluse T-Shirts

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Happy Hour

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Elderly Tarzan...

St. Bernard brings a trapped man a dead bird.

"Edwin is a great admirer of the late Howard Hughes."

Mountain Firefighter Rescue.

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Ski lodge health care team.

'We really need to get a new rescue dog. This one keeps helping himself to the brandy!'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

Mountain Rescue.

"Harold, do I smell too Crabtree & Evelynish?"

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

"Hon, did you order Alpine?"

No caption. (Painter looks at mountain scenery but paints a cityscape.)

"You see, manners are not dead: I've received a "Thank You" card from the guy I saved last week..."

'We make a great team: Tim spots the lost person from the air, then I do the rescue...'