Mountain Recluse Prints

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Happy Hour

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Ski lodge health care team.

St. Bernard brings a trapped man a dead bird.

Mountain Firefighter Rescue.

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Elderly Tarzan...

'We really need to get a new rescue dog. This one keeps helping himself to the brandy!'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

Mountain Rescue.

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

"Hon, did you order Alpine?"

"You see, manners are not dead: I've received a "Thank You" card from the guy I saved last week..."

'We make a great team: Tim spots the lost person from the air, then I do the rescue...'

'Cell phone? Send me the dog with the brandy!'

"Thank God! Show me the path down. I've been stuck here 15 years."