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'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

Skeptic Tank.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Office Park

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Sloth traffic jam.

'I've invented copyright.'

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

Elderly Tarzan...

The question "Is it safe to be on that thing?" means something different today than it did a year ago.

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

The Human Ape.

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

'I'm done doing inside jobs on the outside. I make more on the inside as an outsider artist.'

Tree closed. Next rest area 5 mi.

Jungle Man grows older.

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

"We're not celebrities, and we don't want to get out of here..."

'Now that's what I call a tourist trap.'

'Could you throw me the truck keys?'

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'Who'd you say recommended this place?'

Lend me a fiver - "Careful Dempster, this swamp is crawling with leeches."

Danger Quicksand.

Intrepid Explorer Fail

'He says they've lived in peace for 500 years...How civilized can that be?'

Discovering the Sprinkler of Youth.