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"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Winter Weather.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Too much monkey business...

Future Tents

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Carbon Dating

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.