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"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Winter Weather.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Too much monkey business...

Future Tents

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Carbon Dating

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.