Philosopher In The Concrete Jungle T-Shirts

'We are on the same page but we're just the notes scribbled on its margins.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Future Tents

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Flowers in the city

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

City Hammock

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

Urban therapy.

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"I'll have a pastrami on rye!"

'You know how we drink to forget? Well, Arnold over there is our polar opposite.'

Well, you know what they say? Aspire to inspire before you expire.

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

"We suburb, son; therefore, we grill."

'You see, Son, when life hands you coconuts, you...ummm, ...Boy this would have been a lot easier to explain when I owned that lemon grove.'

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."

"Good morning, this is your wake-up call....What The Hell Are You Doing With Your Life???"

'Sometimes, sitting in the sandbox like this, I realize I've been a disappointment to my parents.'

The average man in the street.

1. Walk sign and 2. Walk and chew bugle gum sign.

"I'm afraid that after paying for the sculpture we'll have no money left for the office block."

"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is."

'Sitting here quietly like this helps bring back lots of repressed childhood memories.'

'I really enjoy our sandbox time together, Aiden, but I don't think I'm ready to commit to a long-term relationship.'

FHA. The bailout proposals are to help people with their mortgages, not their flooded basements.