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'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Too much monkey business...

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Jungle Games

Carbon Dating

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Jungle

"Tarzan no want computer."