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'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Too much monkey business...

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Jungle Games

Carbon Dating

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"Tarzan no want computer."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'