Jungle Commuter T-Shirts

"Don't panic the next vine is due in 5 minutes."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Packed like sardines

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Commutobile

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

A white collar cow.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Running Latte

Jungle Taxi