Jumble Sale Joker Gifts

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Joust Sharpener

'Hole in one!!!!'

Jogging Bottoms

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Adult Absence Notes.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

False encouragement.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

Running With Scissors Marathon

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

Tred carefully mill.

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

Offering a golfer a spade.

"Sorry I'm late for your birthday. I'm running a little behind."

"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."