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"Yes, it's me, Captain Nemo. I've gone corporate."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

Crash Test Dummy Blues

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Modern Life Blues

Cockerel sings the blues...

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

Robert Johnson

Elephant blues

"...My daughter, the model..."

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

The Poet.

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Blue Whale

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."