Jukebox Fan Pillows

"Roll over!"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Bip."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Football party

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Musical Fight

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Juiceboxes!'

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Dog catches UFO

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

Blues Night.