Juggling Queen Gifts

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"

Balancing work and family

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"I had to skip my workout."

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Businessman wearing many hats.

Hassled Mother.

Juggler and Illusionist

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

Clubbing

The Housewife

Medieval headlines.

"Your remote control, sire."

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."