Judicial Interest Gifts

'Your honor if the defendant is found guilty, it could have an adverse impact on my career!'

Trial by Media

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Now that's a win."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Truth

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Anti-war libra.

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

Stop and Birch

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

Before the riots/after the riots

"White Collar Prison"