Joyful Gestator Gifts

"What's going on? No idea! They're screaming, kissing and hugging! That's weird since, just a few second ago, she was in the bathroom peeing on a little stick..."

Bubbly

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

'Don't worry too much about it dear, just say I do and we can get on with the honeymoon.'

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

Muy mum rocks.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

Can you guess what it is yet?

'A work in Progress.'

Armchair Dancing

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

The gift of a family Christmas

"Christmas is almost here! Remember, it's the greatest happiness to give. And I want all of you to be very happy this year."

How humans are born.

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

'My father will kill me. I'm pregnant... we'll have to run away.'

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

Father's Day

"It's a pregnancy stick...guess what?"

Easy birth ATM

Tapeworm befriends umbilical cord,

"Can you imagine what it would have been like if I hadn't faked headaches?"

Baby gift

"What hope have I got with all mum's midnight snacks!"

'Four months I've been in here and I'm yet to see a tenancy agreement.'

"Well it's not a spider wriggling and tiggling inside you."

'I knew it was Bing's baby right from the start...'

'It was a maneuver he put on me alright but I now think, it wasn't the Heimlich...'