Jovial Soul Gifts

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

"Whatever he's having!"

Candid Camera store.

'The Saxon King' pub

'No no, old age dosen't stop me from horsing around...'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"