Jovial Ice Cream Fiend Pillows

Dessert Storm Veteran

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Clown Wedding with Rake

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'The chef wants to know if you mind having the dessert tomorrow...'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

Jelly Fish

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

"I brake for milk & cookies"

"Put 'er there!"

'Korzinsky does Corporate Entertainment.'