Jovial Dresser Pillows

Man with Balloon

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

"Beanirrito"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

Honey Costume

Put on your Easter bonnet!

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Pie chart of pub conversations

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Bat

Fried Egg

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

Dragonfly

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Turtle

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"Watkins would like to know if he can leave a few minutes early...he claims he's dying."

Cat

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

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"I do this to make history come alive while simultaneously satisfying my fetish for wearing tights."

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."