Jovial Dresser Pillows

Man with Balloon

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

"Beanirrito"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Honey Costume

Put on your Easter bonnet!

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Bat

Fried Egg

Dragonfly

Turtle

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"Watkins would like to know if he can leave a few minutes early...he claims he's dying."

Cat

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

"You know I love that outfit."

"I do this to make history come alive while simultaneously satisfying my fetish for wearing tights."