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'You were a shoo-in. Then I stumbled across your blog.'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Early blogs.

Dear Diary -- Today my spirits are uplifted. I finally see some signs of civilization.

"Damn, where's that gratitude journal again!"

Low Self-Esteem'Dear Diary, Sorry to bother you again.'

"If you trust me how come you don't say so in your diary?"

'How dare you write in your diary that we're NOSEY!'

Dear Diary: Still Marooned on the Bench...

"Man, you can really learn a lot about somebody by reading her diary."

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

My dearest Victoria, This is the hardest letter I have ever had to write...

'I'm five weeks behind in my blog.'

Man sees sign: 'Quiet Desperation Zone'.

A prison inmate is typing prison tally marks in his laptop computer.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"Don't worry, I shall be putting an exclamation mark after it."

'Dear Diary... Still no change...'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'How's the video diary coming along?'

"Dear diary, this is day 162 of my ordeal. It wouldn't be so bad if I weren't allergic to coconut."

'I need to go on a vacation. The boredom is getting to me. Every page in my journal says 'see previous page'.'

'I'm writing an autobiography.'

A timber Log filling out his Logbook

Old Scientist Magazine

'I had a tablet when I was a kid, too.'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

Scrap book - 'Thursday....kicked Terry's head in.'

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

'If you don't think I'm nosy, why did you write it in your diary?'

Prolific Prison Writer

Prisoner tallies his days on a giant drawing pad.

Nosy Husband.

'What's taking him so long?'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.