Journaling Pillows

'You were a shoo-in. Then I stumbled across your blog.'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Dear Diary -- Today my spirits are uplifted. I finally see some signs of civilization.

Low Self-Esteem'Dear Diary, Sorry to bother you again.'

"Damn, where's that gratitude journal again!"

"If you trust me how come you don't say so in your diary?"

'How dare you write in your diary that we're NOSEY!'

Dear Diary: Still Marooned on the Bench...

"Man, you can really learn a lot about somebody by reading her diary."

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

My dearest Victoria, This is the hardest letter I have ever had to write...

'I'm five weeks behind in my blog.'

'How's the video diary coming along?'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Dear diary, this is day 162 of my ordeal. It wouldn't be so bad if I weren't allergic to coconut."

Man sees sign: 'Quiet Desperation Zone'.

'Dear Diary... Still no change...'

"Don't worry, I shall be putting an exclamation mark after it."

A prison inmate is typing prison tally marks in his laptop computer.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Prisoner tallies his days on a giant drawing pad.

Nosy Husband.

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

'I'm writing an autobiography.'

"Dear Diary, I'm so excited about next year. It's a time for fresh starts and saying goodbye to those annoying things that make life crummy."

"Have you made a new year's resolution?"

A timber Log filling out his Logbook

Scrap book - 'Thursday....kicked Terry's head in.'

Prolific Prison Writer

'What's taking him so long?'

'I had a tablet when I was a kid, too.'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

'Diary of a mad hoarder. Day one...'

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'