Journalist T-Shirts

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Make America Honest, Sane, Respected, Educated, Clean, Fair, Trustworthy, Decent and Giving Again!

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

The Salute

Department of Pure Speculation.

Difference of Opinion

Misinformation Pandemic

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"Very interesting professor...now do you think you could sum that up in six words or less, three of which have to be 'cancer', 'cure' and 'miracle'!"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"We should lavish them with media attention when they pass a budget cooperatively, to reinforce good behavior."

"Coming up on BBC Radio Four, I'm Dorries I haven't a clue."

"I can hear the nattering nabobs of negativity now."

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

Private Eye Editor Ian Hislop

"I looked in his eyes and couldn't see his soul."

Brexit Battles

Lukashenko visited Putin in Sochi

I won THAT Pulitzer for a drug name.

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

Information

"This forms part of our corporate social responsibility plan."

'126,000 words done...now I just need to work out what order to put them in.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."

"I think it was an election year."

'Okay, you can have freedom of speech, but watch your language!'

"I'm sorry, Jeannie, your answer was correct, but Kevin shouted his incorrect answer over yours, so he gets the points."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Strictly off the record.

"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

Climate Change Denier's Playbook