Journal Keeping T-Shirts

'Memoirs my arse!...It's all lies and you know it!'

'I'm making a note in my diary - you'll be out on the 5th of August 2040.'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'Your night writing book, madam.'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

James decided to stay in that night.

Professional woman in pub

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'Lost Diary'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

You are not forgotten!

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"