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'And as the sun sets over the hills.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Injured backpacker.

The Paper Route

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Professional woman in pub

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Dear Dairy

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

'Lost Diary'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

Scenes from a Vacation

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Animal immigration

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Stonehenge Imitation

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'