Jolly Blogging Observer Gifts

"Let me finish my annual rant on the commercialization of Christmas before we go shopping."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Scientist seen on loch.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Paper Boy

"Inactivists"

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'This is a no rise office.'

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

Pyramid Garden

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

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