"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."
Hipster Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks to the stylish, observant soul? Our collection for the hipster observer features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their unique perspective and creative flair. Whether they love art, indie culture, or just have an eye for the unconventional, you'll find a fun, thoughtful gift to match their vibe and spark joy in their everyday life.
What's the best way to groom a neck-beard? Um
You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf
A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...
"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"
"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."
"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
"The end of my favorite series is near."
"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."
Peak Beard/High Peak Beard
Domestic Spying Drones
The Inventor of the Man Bun!
"Yo, how's it swinging?"
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
The world of surveillance.
"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."
"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."
"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."
"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."
'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'
"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"
"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."
Artisanal Pottery
"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."
Hipster Coffee
Designer Republic of Shoreditch
Gentrification of the Fridge.
"It's a fashion statement!"
"You want to be a WHAT?"
"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."
"They're mire aesthetic than practical."
Stormtrooper takes off the helmet.
"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."
Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City
Hipster Observer Gifts Collection
Hipster Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs crafted for the hipster observer — filled with clever, artistic designs to brighten their mornings.
Hipster Observer Pillows
Discover pillows made for the artsy observer — these unique designs add personality and comfort to any living space.
Hipster Observer Prints
Browse our selection of prints perfect for the hipster observer who loves to display their creative outlook with style.
Hipster Observer T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts for the creative soul — stylish, witty, and perfect for expressing their unique vibe.