Joking Sensation Gifts

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Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Get crazy once in a while

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Fleas Navidad.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Merry Christmas"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Pesky students.

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."