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'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Get crazy once in a while

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Pesky students.

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Merry Christmas"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."