Joke Slingers Gifts

Scorpion Pranks

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Shampoo.

Middle-Age Superheroes

How about going easy on the carbs

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Bed Spread"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"Why can't you evolve into something I can be proud of?:"

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

'I'm not being funny, right, but ...'

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

'What's that funny smell?'