Joke Explainer Fans Gifts

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Every class has one. . .

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."