Joke Analyst Gifts

'On the other hand, maybe humor shouldn't be analyzed.'

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"? (Published originally on October 12, 2015.)

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Eat me"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Higher wisdom...

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Every class has one. . .

Your stomach is growling Mr. Fusco. Is that all that is? I've been paying my psychiatrist good money to help me to stop hearing inner voices.

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'